A woman was distressed because her husband has lost interest in having sex. So, she went to see her doctor about the problem.
The doctor told her that this was nothing serious and that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts. He then suggested that she should secretly crumble dog biscuits on her husband’s cereal every morning, and little by little this would bring out the savage beast in him. He then wished her good luck, and told her to come back in a week with a progress report.
A week later, the woman returned to the doctor to inform him that feeding her husband dog biscuits had resulted in his untimely death!
“That’s impossible!” protested the doctor. “There’s nothing toxic in dog biscuits! What happened?”
The woman explained, “He was sitting outside licking his balls in the street when he got hit by a car.”