Amphibious Banking

Ms. Patricia Whack was working in her office at the bank when her next client was seen in. Much to her surprise it was an outlandishly dressed frog in striped spandex.
She began the meeting by asking, “Well, how can we help you today Mr… um…”
“Kermit,” said the frog. “My name is Kermit Jagger.”
“Ah yes… What can we do for you Mr. Jagger?”
“I need to borrow $50,000.”
“Well that is a lot of money… Do you have an account with us, Kermit?”
“No, but I have this,” said the frog as he reached into his pocket and presented a small porcelain elephant to Ms. Whack.
Taken aback by this, Patricia excused herself and explained that she needed to check with the bank’s manager.
She went to her manager’s office and explained the whole thing and showed him the porcelain figurine. “I’m not really sure to make of this,” she said.
The manager replied, “It’s a nick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”

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