A Dog Walks into a Bar

dogOne day, and dog walked into a bar and casually took a seat on a bar stool. “Bartender,” said the dog, “I’ll have a bottle of Bud, and a bag of potato chips please.”
The astonished bartender complies and is further amazed that despite the lack of opposable thumbs, the canine is able to pick up the bottle and chips with ease.
“That’s incredible,” says the barman. “With a talent like yours, you should join the circus!”
“Why?” replied the dog. “Do they need an electrician?”

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