Crotchless Knickers

Paddy’s wife bought a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her and her hubby’s sex life.

She put them on with a short skirt and sat on the sofa opposite her husband.

Every so often she would uncross her legs untill her husband noticed.

Husband: “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”

Her: “Yes,” she answered seductively.

Husband: “Thank fuck for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.”