The Cowboy and Indians

The Cowboy and Indians

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet

the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, “You going to die. But we sorry for

you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you

die.

What is first wish?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse.” The Indians

get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then

slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse

comes back with a naked blonde.

She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians

look at each other, figuring, “Typical white man … can only think of one

thing.”

The second day, the chief says, “What your wish today?” The cowboy says, “I

want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy

leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps

it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead.

She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their

heads, figuring, “Typical white man … going to die tomorrow and can only

think of one thing.”

The last day comes, and the chief says, “This your last wish, white man. What

you want?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse again.” The Indians

bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them

hard and yells, “Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”