Tony went searching for an Anniversary Present for his wife.
He went into the department store and approached a salesclerk. “I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” Tony explained to the attractive saleswoman, “but I don’t know her size.”
She delicately placed her hand in his. “Will this help?” she asked sweetly
“Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”
“Will there be anything else?” she asked as she wrapped the gloves.
“Now that you mention it,” said Tony, “she also needs a bra and panties.”