James and Lisa went out to dinner for their 10th anniversary. As they were being seated, Lisa happened to notice a familiar face sitting across the room at the bar.
She tugged at her husband’s sleeve and said, “James, don’t look now, but isn’t that Art Lebowitz?”
James nonchalantly looked over and said, “Yeah, what of it?”
“Well, he and I used to date before I met you,” Lisa excitedly whispered. “What do you think he’s doing here?”
“He’s probably still celebrating his freedom,” came her husband’s weary reply.
