I Think I’ll Have a Bloody Mary

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks “Bartender, got any specials today?”
Bartender says, “Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It’s a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka.”
The guy asks, “Gee whiz, what the heck is that?”
The Bartender says, “Well, we call it a ‘Pabst Smir'”