A modest gathering of offensive jokes

I’m really getting tired of the “More Ginger Jokes” page getting all the attention for being so utterly offensive. Therefore, I have crafted together some of the most offensive jokes I could find. If you are somehow not offended by what is on this page, then you are obviously a ginger, and you have no soul.

Q: Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

A: Because it wasn’t born yesterday.

Q: Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

A: So you can see the look on its face.

Q: How do you get said baby out of the blender?

A: Tortilla chips

Q: What do a dead baby and a Reese’s Peanut Butter cup have in common?

A: There’s no wrong way to eat ’em.

Q: What’s the hardest thing about throwing a baby down the stairs?

A: My dick.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

A: I don’t cum on an orange before I skin and eat it.

Q: What’s red and crawling up your leg?

A: A homesick abortion.

Q: What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

A: I can’t peanut butter my dick into you.

Q: What’s the leading cause of pedophilia in our country?

A: Sexy children.

Q: What do Nike and the klan have in common?

A: They both make black people run fast.

Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?

A: Because the last one who had a dream got shot.

Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?

A: Your bike.

Q: Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

A: To remind black people they were picking cotton long before they were doing drugs.

A: What’s the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A: Pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A: The pizza doesn’t complain when you stick it in an oven.

Q: What’s the worst thing about being a black Jew?

A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?

A: Pull up her sleeve.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses?

A: Free air.

Q: What’s the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?

A: Phelps can actually finish a race.

Q: Whats the useless skin around the vagina called?

A: A woman.

Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and a zit?

A: A zit waits until you’re 13 to come on your face

Q: What’s grey and looks good on police officers?

A: The world trade center.

Q: What’s the difference between the World Trade Center and the New York Mets?

A: The Mets collapse every September.

Q: how do you make a 4 year old cry twice?

A: wipe your bloody dick off on her teddybear

Q: Why did God invent the orgasm?

A: So women could moan when they’re happy.

Q: What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

A: If you’re leaving me hate mail, you obviously can’t take a joke.

Oh, and I had this really offensive joke about Jonestown, but the punchline was too long.