The Older Woman Affair

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit… well, more than a bit… had a snuggle, and she asked me if i ever had a “Sportsman’s double”.

“What’s that?” I asked.

“It’s a mother, daughter threesome,” she replied.

“Oh,” I said, as my mind began to embrace the idea. “No I haven’t,” and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she say with a wink that tonight was my “lucky night”. I went back to her place, and as we walked in she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, “Mom, are you still awake?”

Free With Fill Up

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, “You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.”

A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time.
Again the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,

“I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex.”

Bubba replied, No it ain’t rigged, Billy Ray! My wife won twice last week.”