Writer’s Block

Writer’s Block

As the author of a wildly ignored webcomic, failures are even more poignant.

Years from now an attractive young CNA will come in to change my diaper and roll me over. On the nightstand will be the only published copy of my works. She will thumb through the pages and say, “Did you make these?”

I will gurgle and moan in the affirmative, as I lay there in my own piss.

“Wow, these are really good,” she will say.

I will attempt to smile as a tear rolls down my cheek.

“Oh wait,” she then pauses, “no they’re not.”

With that the book is tossed in the trash, as she walks out of the room, leaving me to marinate in my own juices.

One might say I have a very cheerful outlook towards the distant future.



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2 Responses to Writer’s Block

  1. The oldest rater says:

    Given the way that minority “caregivers” maltreat so many elderly people under their “care” today, you’ll be lucky if you’re merely left alone.

    • f2x says:

      ‘minority “caregivers”’? Are you trying to get me in trouble with the PC police? Look, to be honest, I’m not going to have enough money to afford being abused in a nursing home. I’m going to wander off and die of exposure under a bridge when I get old enough. With any luck, I’ll get shanked on my way there by a “minority” mugger to put me out of my homelessness misery. Death with dignity is so overrated these days.

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