A foursome was waiting at the men’s tee while another foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies tee.
The ladies were taking their time, and when finally the last one was ready to hit the ball she hacked it about 10 feet, went over to it and hacked it another 10 feet.
She looked up at the men who were watching, and said apologetically, “I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn’t help.”
One of the men immediately replied, “Now, you see, that’s your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead.”