While sitting at the bar, Tony was telling his pals how excited he was about his upcoming wedding.
His older friend Saul explained, “You know, twenty years ago, I got married so that I could get laid 3 or 4 times a week.”
“What are you talking about, Saul?” remarked Tony. “You aren’t even married!”
Saul explained, “That’s because ten years ago, I got divorced for the same reason!”