Three buddies got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.
The first said “Let’s all go to O’Leary’s. The bartender will give us free peanuts, pretzels, and chips.”
The second said “That sounds good, but if we go to McDigger’s, the meals are half off after your third round.”
The last guy said “That sounds fine but if we go to Paddy’s, we can drink for free all night, then go out into the parking lot and get laid.”
“That sounds to good to be true!” the first two exclaimed. “Have you actually been there?” they asked.
“No,” the third guy replied, “but my wife goes there all the time.”