A group of nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them.
Because the nun’s habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think we should move to Utah. I hear there are only 100 nuns living there.”
Then the second guy spoke up and said, “Oh not there! We should go to Missouri! There are only 75 nuns living in that state!”
The third guy said, “I think we should go to Texas! There are only 50 nuns living in that whole state!”
The fourth guy said, “No, no, no! The place to go is Maine! There are only 25 nuns living there!”
The mother superior turned and stared the men down while using a very sweet and unnervingly calm voice. “Why don’t you all go to hell? There won’t be any nuns there!”