Little 7 year old Jeremy tugged at his mother’s dress one day and innocently asked, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”
The mother, being a rather progressive woman, decided it was time her little boy started learning the facts of life. She sat him down in a chair and calmly told him, “Well, a man and a woman lie very close to one another. The man puts his penis inside the woman’s vagina and she will become pregnant. The baby grows inside the woman and nine months later the baby is born out of the woman’s vagina.”
Jeremy pondered this for a moment and then innocently asked, “Does the man ever gets his penis back?”
OK, so someone pointed out to me that’s it’s St. Patrick’s day, so I have to tell a related joke:
Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: What’s the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A: One less drunk at the party
Q: How do you blind an Irish man?
A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of him!
Happy St. Paddy’s Day!