What We’ve Learned from the Movies

Here are 8 things we know by watching movies:

  • It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
  • A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
  • If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
  • Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  • After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
  • No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
  • Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.

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