Mike had started seeing a therapist. During his initial session, the doctor asked him what he looked for in a woman. Mike confidently replied, “Big tits.”
“No, I meant for a serious relationship,” said the doctor.
Revising his answer, Mike said, “Oh, seriously big tits.”
“No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?”
Mike thought about it for a moment and said, “No woman’s tits are that big.”
