Two Genies – Three Wishes

A man was walking along the beach when he found a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp, and not one, but two genies popped out. The genies told the man that they will grant him 3 wishes.
The man made his wishes, and the next thing he knew he was waking up in the most comfortable bed in a huge gorgeous room. He looked around and noticed that he is in an incredible mansion. Even better, he is surrounded by 50 of the most beautiful women that he has ever seen. The man thinks aloud, “Those two genies really made my wishes come true!” He proceeded to check out the rest of his new house.
Along the way, the doorbell rang. He answered it, and standing outside are two clansmen. They grabbed him, drug him outside and hung him from a tree in the front lawn. As they took off their masks, it became apparent that they were the two genies. “I understood the first two wishes” said one genie to the other.
“I know,” said the second genie. “To be extremely rich, and be surrounded by beautiful women. But who in their right mind wants to be hung like a black man?”