Too Many Kids

Patrick and Mary, being good Irish Catholics, had so many children that they didn’t know what to do. Patrick said to Mary, “I think we need to get some advice from the parish priest. We can’t keep on with any more children.”

So they went to see the priest and the priest said to them, “You know the church only allows two ways to limit the little ones. One is to abstain altogether, and the other is the rhythm method.”

Patrick scratched his head and said, “Well now, Father, how in the hell am I going to find a band at 4 o’clock in the morning?”

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