Karen invited some friends to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say grace?”
The little girl fumbled a bit and said, “I wouldn’t know what to say, Mommy.”
“Just say a prayer that you’ve heard me say before,” said the mother.
The girl thought for a minute, then bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”