One day, a man was out playing golf. As usual, he was having a terrible game. On the 10th hole, he shanks his ball deep into the woods. He went stumbling through the thick brush until he found his ball. There sitting on a rock beside it is a leprechaun.
The man said to the leprechaun, “Now that I found you, doesn’t that mean you must grant me a wish”.
The little fellow says “Sure, if that’s what you want, but I must warn you, there is always a price to pay even for a wish.”
The golfer said, “That’s OK. The only wish I have is to be a really great golfer.”
The leprechaun said, “Fine, but it will ruin you sex life”.
The golfer doesn’t care and accepts the terms.
The golfer then continued on with his game and had a fantastic round. He entered a few local tournaments and won, and went on to become a highly raked amateur.
About a year later he was playing the same course again and suddenly, on the 10th hole he hooks his ball into the same woods. Sure enough, there is the same little fellow waiting beside his ball.
The leprechaun asked him,” Well, how are you enjoying your wish?”
The golfer said, “It has been really great, I’m having the time of my life!”
Then the leprechaun asked, “Aye, but how is your sex life?”
The man says, “Well, I’ve only had sex 2 or 3 times in the past year.”
The leprechaun smiled and said, “See, I told you it would ruin your sex life!”
But the golfer said “Gee, I don’t know, 2 or 3 times is pretty good for a priest with a small parish like mine!”