A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a big kiss, said she’d see him later and walked away.
His wife glared at him and said, “Who the hell was that?”
“Oh,” replied the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” said the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”
“I can understand that,” replied her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don’t get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferrari’s and Lexus’s in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asked the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” said her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” she replied.