The widow Sadie finally agreed to her daughter’s pleas to start seeing other people, and accepted an invitation from Morris.
Following a lovely dinner and a movie, Sadie went back to Morris’s house for coffee. It didn’t take long for one thing to lead to another, and soon they were in bed making passionate love.
Afterwards, Sadie was mortified at her lack of self control and sobbed, “I don’t know how I can face my daughter knowing that in a time of weakness I sinned twice!”
“What do you mean ‘twice?'” Morris remarked. “We only did it once!”
Sadie looked back at Morris and replied, “Well, you’re going to do it again, aren’t you?”