Frank, Lou, and Barney were enjoying a few quiet drinks at the bar, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They each bought a ticket, and when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Frank won a toaster, Lou won a tea kettle, and Barney won a toilet brush.
When they met in the bar the next day, Barney asked the other two how they liked their prizes.
“Great,” said Frank. “Mine makes perfect toast.”
“I like mine too,” said Lou of his tea kettle.
Frank then asked, “And how’s the toilet brush, Barney?”
“Not so good,” said Barney. “I reckon I’ll go back to wiping with tissue.”