The Used Car Lot

Officer Dudley was patrolling the neighborhood late in the evening when he saw two little old ladies in the front seat of a Chevy convertible parked in “Honest John’s” used car lot.
The car lot had been closed for at least a couple of hours, so Dudley pulls up along side the Chevy and asked, “Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?”
“Certainly not,” said one of the ladies. “We purchased this car this afternoon.”
“Well,” said Officer Dudley, “Why don’t you start it up and drive home?”
“We don’t drive,” replied the second old lady.
“And besides,” said the first, “we were told that if we bought a car here we’d get screwed, so we’re still waiting.”

The Used Car Lot
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