The Unicorn Hunter

A couple of hunters were in a lodge making small talk.

One of them asked the other, “So, what do you hunt?”

He answered, “I hunt unicorns.”

The first hunter was taken aback, then said “Really? How do you do that?”

The other answered, “I hire a virgin sit around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare.”

The first hunter said “I bet they’re hard to find. I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never seen one.”

The second hunter said “Yeah, and there aren’t many unicorns around, either!”

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