The Unfaithful Wife

Harold and Maude had a wonderful marriage, except that Maude was a sex addict who had been very unfaithful.

Harold finally got so tired of her unfaithfulness that he made her promise to get help and never again be untrue to him.

One day he came home and found her in bed with a midget.

He cried out, “Maude! How could you? After you made me a solemn promise I find you in bed with another man, and a midget at that!”

Maude replied, “My dearest Harold! You are the love of my life! Don’t you see? Don’t you understand? I’m tapering off!”

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