A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train.
A woman, upon seeing those 2 cute babies, asked the man, “Aren’t they cute! What are their names?”
The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied, “I don’t know.”
The lady then asked, “Are they boys or girls?”
The man, looking angrier than before, replied, “I don’t know.”
The woman then started to scold the man, “What kind of a father are you?”
The man replied, “I am NOT their father. I’m a condom salesman, and these are the ‘two complaints’ that I am taking back to my company.”