The Trucker’s Pit Stop

A trucker who had been out on the road for three weeks stopped off at a brothel.
He walked straight up to the Madam, dropped down $500 and said, “I want your meanest, ugliest woman and a burnt pork chop!”
The Madam was astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.”
The trucker replied, “I’m not horny. I’m homesick!”

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