Little Johnny, while stuttering, asked his mom, “Mmmama why I tttalk like ttthis.”
She replied, “I don’t know. Go ask your father.”
Little Johnny went to his dad and asked, “Dddad why I tttalk like ttthis!”
His father said, “I don’t know. Go ask your sister.”
So Little Johnny asked his sister and like all older sisters, she kicked him out of her room and told him to go away.
Little Johnny was in the yard kicking rocks when the postman walked up. Little Johnny asked, “MMMr. why I tttalk like ttthis!”
The postman replied, “BBBoy ggget away fffrom me bbbefore I ggget in tttrouble!”