A wealthy billionaire was throwing a party for his 50th birthday.
During the party he announced that he had a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “To the person who successfully swims across that pool, I will give them anything they desire.”
So the party continued with no takers on the challenge for about an hour. Suddenly there was a great splash, and all the guests ran to the pool to see if the challenger would survive.
The man was swimming as hard as he could. The fins came out of the water, the jaws were snapping, and the guy kept on going! The sharks were gaining on him, but the man reached the end and got out of the pool, out of breath and shaken.
The millionaire embraced the guy and said, “I am a man of my word, I will give you anything you desire! Ferraris, houses, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen! So sir what will it be?” the billionaire asked.
The guy trying to catch his breath said, ‘Why don’t we start with the name of the bastard who pushed me in!’