A woman went up to an elderly looking man who was contently rocking in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke about three packs a day,” he said. “I also like to drink about case of whiskey every week. I also find it helps to eat delicious fatty foods, but never waste time trying to exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’
“I’ll be twenty-eight in June,” he said.