The Redneck’s Prostitute

redneckA redneck was walking home late at night and noticed a woman lurking in the shadows.
“I can give you a good time for five dollars”, she called out.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but what the heck, its only five bucks, so he took her around behind the bushes. It had only been a few minutes when all of a sudden a light flashed on them. It was a police officer.
“What’s going on here?”, demanded the officer.
Bubba was startled, and he cried out, “I’m making out with my wife!”
“Oh, I’m sorry”, said the cop, “I didn’t know she was your wife.”
Bubba said, “Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face.”

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