An older man and woman were flirting with one another at their local senior single’s bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asked the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of dancing, what do you think you would wear?”
The old woman shyly replied, “Depends.”
“Depends? Depends on what?” he asked quizzically.
“On my derriere, where else?!” she replied curtly.