Bob heard a knock at the door and answered it. His next door neighbor, Jim, was standing there holding a notebook.
Jim asked, “Would you like to participate in an orgy tonight?”
Bob replied, “That depends. Who is going to be there?”
Jim responded. “Well, it’s you, me, and your wife.”
“I don’t think so!” Bob exclaimed.
“OK then,” said Jim. “We’ll take you off the list.”
