The Newlywed Husband

A newlywed was talking to an associate at work about his recent marriage.

“Wait a second,” said the associate, “You’re telling me that you’re your wife’s third husband?”

“No,” said the newlywed, “I am her fourth husband.”

“Good grief!” cried the associate, “You’re not a husband, you’re a habit.”

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