The New BMW

A woman was happily showing off her new BMW.

“It was nice of your husband to buy you that new car,” enviously remarked a friend.

“Nice nothing! He had to,” explained the woman. “I caught him in bed with the maid.”

“Oh, how dreadful!” replied the friend, sympathetically. “Well, did you fire her?”

“Certainly not! I still need all new outfits to go with the car!”

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