A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, “This here is a very special ‘casion — our weddin’ night, and we need a very special room with a strong bed.”
The clerk winked and asked, “Do you want the Bridal?”
The cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, “No, I guess not. I’ll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.”