Today is the first day I go to work without my friend and supervisor for the past seventeen years. I’ve been very fortunate to have worked under such an amazing person. He made my job easy.
When you take a long time to get something done, you’re slow.
When the boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t get something done that you needed to do, it’s because you’re lazy.
When the boss doesn’t get it done, he’s too busy.
When you do something without being told, you’re trying to be smart.
When the boss does the same, he’s showing initiative.
When you try to please the boss, you’re a brown noser.
When the boss tries to please his boss, he’s co-operating.
And when you do something really good, the boss never remembers.
When you fuck up, he never forgets.
Good luck at your new job, boss.
We’re all going to miss you, Charlie.