The Customs of Customs

Abigail immigrated from England to the United States where she met her true love, Harold. After the wedding they left for London. After they arrived at Gatwick Airort, Abigail headed for the British passport control line while her newlywed husband Harold waited in the foreigners’ line.
It was finally Harold’s turn, and the customs officer asked him the purpose of his visit.
“Actually, I’m here on pleasure,” explained Harold. “I’m on my honeymoon.”
The customs officer looked first to the left, then to the right of Harold. “That’s very interesting, sir,” he said as he stamped the passport. “Most men bring their wives with them.”

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