A man went to the doctor about a troubling condition.
When the doctor came into the room, he asked, “What seems to be the problem?”
The man pulled down his pants to reveal that his penis was an iridescent orange.
Amazed at what he saw, the doctor ran a series of tests, but all the results showed no sign of any known illness.
Desperate for clues, the doctor asked, “Do you work in a place that has exposed you to any chemicals?”
“No, I live with my parents, and I’ve never had a job,” the patient explained.
The doc then asked, “So what do you do all day?”
The man replied, “I sit at home, watch porn, and eat cheetos.”