The Costume Party

pantsTyler had been struggling to come up with an idea for a fancy dress party he’d been invited to. It only made matters worse that he didn’t have any money to actually buy a costume. Finally he came up with an idea.
When the host answered the door, Tyler was standing there with no shirt, shoes, or even socks. “What the hell, Tyler? You were supposed be in a costume,” said the host.
“This is my costume,” said Tyler.
“Then what the heck are you supposed to be?”
“I’m a premature ejaculation,” said Tyler. “I just came in my pants.”

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