Standing nude and looking in the bedroom mirror Debbie said to Wayne, “I look horrible. I’m fat, my boobs and my ass are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I’ll have to go up yet another dress size”.
Sitting down with her head in her hands she said, “I just feel so old and ugly. Can you please pay me a compliment?”
Wayne replied with a tone of understanding, “Well if it’s any consolation, your eyesight’s spot on!”