A man went to a nightclub and started chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.
She appeared to be all over him and soon asked him back to her place “for a coffee”.
When they got to her flat she told him to help himself to a drink while she slipped into something more comfortable.
Just as he finished getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returned wearing only a see-through negligee.
“I am your sex slave!” she said, “I will do absolutely anything you want.”
Well, the man was taken a little bit by surprise and couldn’t believe his luck, so he said, “I’d really fancy a 69!”
“Screw you,” replies the girl. “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”