A cab driver saw a woman hailing him along a busy street.
He pulled over and was surprised when she got in and sat down beside him in the front seat.
She gave him an address and they drove off.
When they arrived at her address, the cab driver stopped and shut off the meter. “Okay, ” he said, “that will be eighteen fifty, please.”
The woman looked over and said to him, “To tell you the truth, I don’t have any money. But,” she said, pulling her skirt up to her waist, “maybe this will take care of it.”
The cabbie looked down and said, “Jeez, lady don’t you have anything smaller?”