A priest was walking passed a group of 7th grade boys that were hanging out next to the church.
He stopped and asked, “What are you boys doing here?”
“Not much, Father,” said one of the boys. “We are playing a game in which whoever says the biggest lie about his sexual life, wins!”
“Boys!” exclaimed the surprised priest. “When I was your age I didn’t even think about sex!”
Unanimously, the boys cheered and said, “Looks like you’ve won, Father!”