The Amish Boy

Little Abraham, a young Amish boy, was sitting on his bed reading the Bible.

Suddenly, his father stormed in, grabbed him and dragged him out into the pasture.

In the pasture was a sheep chewing grass. His father pointed to the sheep and said, “Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!”

Little Abraham kneeled and said, “Father forgive me, for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast.”

Saddened his father said, “Thou art forgiven my son. But know this. There will be REAL trouble if I taste it again.”

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