Little Abraham, a young Amish boy, was sitting on his bed reading the Bible.
Suddenly, his father stormed in, grabbed him and dragged him out into the pasture.
In the pasture was a sheep chewing grass. His father pointed to the sheep and said, “Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!”
Little Abraham kneeled and said, “Father forgive me, for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast.”
Saddened his father said, “Thou art forgiven my son. But know this. There will be REAL trouble if I taste it again.”