Suspicious Spouse

“My wife is the most suspicious woman in the world ,” complained Morris, the harried husband, to a sympathetic friend.
Last year she found a blonde hair on my jacket and she didn’t speak to me for a week.
Six months ago she said there was a red hair near my shirt collar… and there was no sex for a month.
“That’s not so bad,” said the friend.
“Oh yeah, said Morris, “Yesterday she started beating me over the head with a pan because she hasn’t found any hairs in six months. She thinks that I am going out with some bald bitch!”

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