It’s Fucking Hot
This past week was brutal, and next week doesn’t look much better. I’ll admit, I’m a bit of a wuss when it comes to putting up with heat, but nevertheless, it’s been hot outside lately.
How hot was it?
It’s been so hot, the birds are using potholders to take the worms out of the dirt.
It’s been so hot, I bought a loaf of bread, and when I got home I had a loaf of toast!
It’s been so hot, the catfish are already fried when you catch them!
That’s how hot it’s been, and it’s only going to get worse!
I take ’em as I get ’em, but here lately I’ve noticed that more of the jokes have been less sexual in nature. It’s been a nice change of pace, and I’d like to have more clean jokes. Alas it reminds me of that famous limerick:
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.